Captain Feathersword tells a story about the raincoat and the waves in the album Toot Toot!.
- Written by: M. Cook, [[Jeff Fatt]|J. Fatt]], A. Field, G. Page
- Published by: Wiggly Tunes
- Engineered by: Chris Brooks
- Mastered by: Don Bartley
- Studio Assistants: Brad Cook, Matt Lovell, Phil Punch
- Vocals - Paul Paddick
Ahoy there, me hearties. I'm Captain Feathersword, the friendly pirate. Do you like dancing, me hearties! Whoa-ho! I love to dance in my pirate pants. But one day, let me tell you, I was on my ship doing a dance in my pirate pants and just then a big wave hit the ship. Splash! Whoa-ho! Oh, the ship was wet and the old Captain Feathersword got drenched, soaked. So do you know what I did? I just kept dancing and dancing and that made me dry again until Splash! Hoo, hoo, hoo! Oh, another wave hit the ship and drenched me again. So do you know what I did? I dried myself off and started dancing again. But this time, I wore a special raincoat. And the next the wave hit the ship, I was kept all snug and dry. Ho, ho! Yes, me hearties, indeed! Hoo, hoo, hoo! Oh, I love dancing. Whoa-ho!