Greg talks about Captain Feathersword eating stew and Captain Feathersword is played by Anthony from Wiggly, Wiggly Christmas.
- Written by M Cook/J Fatt/A Field/G Page
- Published by EMI
- Produced by The Wiggles
- Engineered by Chris Brooks, Alex Keller, Roy Mollace, Aaron Ruig
- Recorded at The Tracking Station Studios, Sydney
- Vocals: Greg Page
- Backing Vocals: Anthony Field
Greg: Captain Feathersword ate five plates of stew all at the Christmas dinner.
Three coat buttons popped which made him exclaim:
Captain Feathersword: Oh no ho! I'm not getting any thinner!