- Music: Anthony Field, Lachlan Gillespie
- Lyrics: Simon Pryce, Emma Watkins
- Arrangement: Anthony Field, Lachlan Gillespie, Simon Pryce, Emma Watkins
- Original Idea: Lachlan Gillespie, Simon Pryce, Emma Watkins
- Publisher: Wiggly Tunes
- Vocals: Lachlan Gillespie, Emma Watkins
- Talking Cow: Simon Pryce
- Acoustic Guitar: Anthony Field
- Bass: Alex Keller
- Drums: Jae Nelson
- Piano/Percussion: Lachlan Gillespie
Lachy and Emma: A cow that talks, have you ever heard?
Anything that is so absurd
You know how cows eat grass and moo
Well, here's a cow that can talk to you
Hello, Talking Cow, have you something to say?
Talking Cow: Something to say have you got all day?
I love to talk, talking's my thing.
I love to talk about anything.
Did you know that this is so
It's impossible to lick your own elbow?
Butterflies taste with their feet
And mosquitoes have a mouth full of teeth.
And in space, you can't burp or cry.
Slugs have 4 noses. I wonder why?
All polar bears are left-handed
And the shrimp's heart is in its head.
Lachy and Emma: Well, this cow was right; he could talk all day
This cow has so many things to say
He talked and talked and talked some more
From the pyramids to Newton's Law
Talking Cow: Elephant's the only animal with 4 knees,
Camels milk won't curdle, there's no camel cheese.
A goldfish has a short memory
About 3 seconds. That's 1, 2.
The eye of an ostrich is bigger than its brain,
Bats always turn left when leaving a cave.
Your ears and nose will never stop to grow.
A snail can sleep for 3 years in a row.
Lachy and Emma: So many things that I didn't know
Thank you, Talking Cow, but it's time to go
Talking Cow: Time to go?!? But there's more you see
cuz there's the history of the world parts 1, 2, 3.
Lachy and Emma: A cow can't talk all through the night
He can't stop talking till the stars are bright
He didn't stop when he gave a moo
Talking Cow: In 1983, a Japanese artist made a copy of the Mona Lisa out of toast. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. The sense of smell of an ant is just as good as a dog. Giraffes have no vocal cords. Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue. Dolphins sleep with one eye open. The average person laughs 15 times a day.