- Lead Vocals - Greg Page
- Backing Vocals - Murray Cook, Jeff Fatt, Anthony Field
- Wags' Voice - Jeff Fatt
- Bass - Murray Cook
- Piano/Organ - Jeff Fatt
- Drums/Percussion - Paul Hester
- Violin - Maria Schattovits
- Viola - Angela Lindsay
- Cello - Margaret Lindsay
- Trumpet - Dominic Lindsay
Wags the Dog, he likes to tango.
Wags the Dog, he calls it rango.
Wags the Dog, it rhymes with mango.
(Short cello instrumental break)
Wags: Ruff! :|
(:| means "repeat" in music terms)